yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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