just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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