i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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