We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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