her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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