awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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