this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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