I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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