But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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