Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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