Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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