Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
there is glitter all over my balls
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