I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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