I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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