So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
