Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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