So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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