kristin has been a bad kristin
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
How does one acquire holy water?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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