it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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