Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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