apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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