My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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