white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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