Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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