its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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