why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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