If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Randomize
