so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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