I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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