we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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