It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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