I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I deserve this hangover.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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