I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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