The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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