I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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