I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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