Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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