I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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