got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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