I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
