is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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