Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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