he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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