In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
soo... how was my night?
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