The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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