I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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