I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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