In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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