yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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