alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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