I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT