What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.