I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He felt like a one man threesome
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.