walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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