i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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