suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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