If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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