Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
